To boldy crowdsource, where no-one has crowdsourced before

Here’s an idea: if everyone who watched the last Star Trek film donated a couple of dollars would it be enough to fund a real space ship?

Right now on Kickstarter you can sponsor a cube sat (starting at one dollar) which is a tiny 10cm x 10cm x 10cm satellite (potentially) hitching a ride on a forthcoming falcon rocket launch. For your dollar, you get to sponsor 10 seconds of the mission and can tweet from spaaace! –  for a bit more you get to take a couple of photos using the cube-sat’s camera. Sadly there’s no space laser option.

Edit: Skycube has managed to hit it’s target! raising $116,890 of it’s goal. The team will be publishing updates at www.skycube.org

Here’s an exceptionally nerdy video from the project organisers: no it’s not an episode of the Big Bang Theory

The backers are aiming to raise $82,500 for their project to be successful – small change compared to some recent projects on kickstarter. Space-wise it’s a relatively low key mission – the sat is destined to whirl around the earth a few times, and then deploy a giant balloon to commit tidy suicide in a fiery re-entry through the Earth’s atmosphere.

This got me thinking pointlessly about how the cost of sending stuff into space would compare with the revenues from the Star Trek films. There’s a handy blog here with adjusted values.

Once you’ve got over the shock that the highest grossing Star Trek film was the really boring one, here are a few Star Trek films, and what they could have paid for*:

The average takings for a Star Trek film are about 151 million dollars.

43 million dollars will buy you a Russian Angara rocket:

56 million a (probably) more reliable Falcon 9 rocket:

94 million was what Star Trek V took.

105 million dollars will buy you a complete 3 seat Soyuz mission.

160 million dollars a nice ION drive powered SMART1 probe around the moon (or Search for Spock)

700 million dollars will send a car sized probe to Pluto (New Horizons)

820 million dollars buys Some nice Mars rovers. So here’s a really very exciting video about landing a Ford Transit sized rover on a distant planet:

1.7 billion dollars = is what all the Star Treks put together took.

9 billion = the UK trident nuclear missile programme.

12 billion = Skylon reusable shuttle: (ok this is semi-fictional, but the video pitch is narrated by Brian Blessed, which in itself is lovely)

And finally 43 billion buys you a shiny space shuttle programme.

So there you go. Space is terribly expensive. Still, the UK government could probably fund an entire space programme, make a lot of Star Trek films, and still have a lot of change over for nice things if it just cancelled it’s nuclear weapons programme.

Or the UK could even buy about 3 mars rovers for the cost of the Nimrod MR4 spy plane which was cancelled before entering service.

Where was I again? oh yes Kickstarter.

*Please take this with a big huge pinch of salt. I’d be upset if Wrath of Khan had never been made. Not so upset if they hadn’t bothered with The Final Frontier or Nemesis.

 

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